And make sure you vote on the right guy!

Sure, I understand that your campaign manager did a last call to vote for you yesterday, but isn't it time to admit your defeat and congratulate Obama? You ran a great race, largely staying away from negative campaigning, but the race is over. I was one of your earlierst campaign volunteers, but I advice you: Admit that you can't be the king of both free worlds.

Kind regards,

Arjan Widlak

United Knowledge
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www.unitedknowledge.nl

My Fellow Americans,

We have run a clean and fair campaign, based not only on hope, but also on hype. That's why it is with great sorrow that I have called now President-Elect Obama to congratulate him on his historic victory.

Shh. Shh. Settle down.

We must concede that the American people have spoken, and that the better man won. I wish things had gone our way, but if it's any consolation we did earn 0% of the vote. I'm proud of that, as I may go down in history has the only candidate who didn't even vote for himself.

We must now stand behind our new president.